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Sep 20 2011

South Alabama Captions

It’s been a long, tough couple of days in the DFCF household as we’ve been dealing with the death of Mrs. DFCF’s grandpa.  He was a proud Army vet who served our country in World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War.  It was totally unexpected, but somewhat fitting that he passed away the same weekend that State celebrated Military Appreciation Day.  The two things he was most proud of in life were his country and his family.  He will be missed dearly.

As for our football team, we won Saturday but it sure didn’t look pretty.  We have a lot of issues, on both sides of the ball, that need to be corrected if we still hope to have a successful season.  I’m worried that with the injuries starting to mount that this team is already starting to look for excuses.  No excuses, find a way to win.  With that I’ll leave you with the photos (all by Ethan Hymann/N&O) from the South Alabama game.  Give me some good captions this week.

Look Ma, no hands!!!

Thank you troops!

Hey Coach, you gonna play any defense this year?

Bonus Photo:  Thank you to all the men and women who serve, or have served, in the US Military!  Your bravery, sacrifice, and dedication have made this the greatest country in the world!  I’m disappointed that the 2 troops I was suppose to host at my tailgate never showed up, but I’m glad those of you that made it were able to enjoy a football game at Carter-Finley.  Godspeed to you all!

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Sep 10 2011

Wake Forest Captions

Another trip to Winston-Salem and another Wolfpack loss.  This shit is getting old.  It would be one thing if we were talking Alabama, LSU, Ohio State, Virginia Tech, Oregon, etc. … but nope, we’re talking freaking Wake Forest.  This one hurts and may end up costing us a bowl trip.

I’ll breakdown the game tomorrow.  For now let’s do another round of Pack the Caption (all photos by Ethan Hyman/N&O):

2001! 2001! 2001!

I look so sexy in these new 'no belt' unis.

You do know I've been telling everybody you're better than Matt Ryan, right?

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Sep 6 2011

Liberty Captions

The Pack played a very sloppy game Saturday against Liberty.  The O-line struggled, we had several mishaps on special teams, there were too many turnovers, and Glennon was anything but sharp.  Had it been against a real opponent it would have surely been a loss.  Having said all that, a win is a win so we’ll definitely take it and move on.

The pundits always say a football team improves the most between games one and two so let’s hope that is the case with this team and we look a lot better next Saturday.  A loss against Wake Forest would be a crucial blow to our hopes of making a bowl game for the second consecutive year.

I’ll go into that a little more in detail later, but for now it’s time to bring back Pack the Caption, my poorly named write the caption contest.  I’m hoping for a little more reader involvement this year.  Have fun with it and be creative.  All photos are by Ethan Hyman (News & Observer):

My dreads are way cooler than yours, punk!

I'm not even gonna look at that WRAL site after this game.

Sonic Boom ... we have liftoff!

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Jan 5 2011

Champs Sports Bowl Captions

Well this is the last Pack the Caption of the season (tear).  Here’s some of the best photos from the Champs Sports Bowl (courtesy of Ethan Hyman/N&O) so give me your best captions one last time … or you can just tell me how great my captions have been.  I’m such a modest guy.  Anyway, here they are:

4th & 1 punt at Clemson? Srsly?

Hey Joe, give DFCF his pizza!!!

Hey West Virginia, what you think about us Adidas wearing fools now?

Who's down with O.P.P.?

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Nov 29 2010

Maryland Caption

I have a lot to say about this game, but I still need time to cool down so for now I’ll just let this do the talking (photo by Ethan Hyman/N&O).

What State fans? 8-9 wins and no championship is who I am. Can't change now, I have a reputation to protect.

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Nov 26 2010

Carolina Captions

The Pack beat the Heels for the 4th straight time making this a very joyous edition of Pack the Caption (photos by Robert Willett & Chuck Liddy/N&O).  Feel free to go any direction you feel like going with your captions.  Be creative, funny, and hateful towards the pansy blue team.  Go Pack!

T.J. Yates' thought: "What can't this Nate Irving guy do?"

Here's looking at you, DFCF!

I suck, but hey, I still own almost every UNC school passing record.

BONUS PHOTO … this one could go so many different ways so I’m just going to leave it open.  I’m sure somebody out there has something better than what I’m thinking.

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Nov 18 2010

Rivalry Week Captions

I absolutely despise everything about Carolina.  Their fans are the definition of bandwagon, that color blue just makes me want to barf, and their “I’m better than you” attitude is absurd.  I haven’t talked much about UNC this season, including the the agent scandal going on with the UNC football team because, frankly this is a NC State blog so I’m going to talk about NC State.  It’s sad that other NC State blogs/websites have not followed this same principle.  But it’s rivalry week so it’s fair game to bash the Heels up one side and down the other.  With that in mind here’s a special rivalry edition of Pack the Caption so don’t hold anything back.

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Nov 17 2010

Wake Forest Captions

The Pack dominated the Demon Deacons to the tune of 38-3 this past Saturday.  It was a great day for NC State Senior Day and Homecoming.  To celebrate here’s an extra large edition of Pack the Caption (photos by Ethan Hyman/N&O).  Let’s get right to it.

Wake RB decides to give up football and try synchronized swimming.

Hey, does anybody know where the football went?

Owen Spencer floats in for a TD totally confusing guy on the sideline.

Son, you got some big shoes to fill next year.

You're the freakin' man!!! No you're the freakin' man!!!

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Nov 10 2010

Clemson Captions

Well the game against Clemson this past Saturday was a stinker for the Pack, but I still have some pretty good photos for you.  There’s even a really good opportunity to get in the mind of TOB to know what he was thinking on that 4th & 1 punt call.  He wasn’t thinking, obviously, but you can have some fun with it in this week’s Pack the Caption (photos courtesy of Ethan Hyman/N&O).  I expect some good ones so give ‘em to me.

The ref jumps on the pile after he heard the new Katy Perry CD was at the bottom.

Yep, I'm an imbecile and even I know you're the 2nd worst ref in the ACC.

I hope Jenny has some good clam chowder waiting for me ... I need it after that stupid 4th & 1 punt call.

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Nov 1 2010

Florida State Captions

It’s been a few days since the Pack pulled off the big Thursday night primetime ESPN victory over the Noles, but I still have some photos for you.  Here is this week’s Pack the Caption (photos courtesy of Ethan Hyman/N&O) … you know what to do.

Russell Wilson "runs like an Egyptian" all over the FSU defense.

Hey Noles, it's this way to the winning team locker room.

Where's Greg Reid and his shit talking now?

BONUS PHOTO:  I’ve got nothing for this next one, but maybe some of my more creative readers do so I’m hoping to be impressed.  Don’t disappoint.

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